These X's Don't Stand For Kisses

by XGETXREALX

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Debut album from Newcastle str8-bit punks

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released April 30, 2014

Tracks 1-6 by XGETXREALX
Track 7 by Black Flag
Recorded in Euan's bedroom
Mastered by Brendan Ratliff

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Track Name: Skate & Destroy
On the streets I find peace
Skating is my release
Don't care if I'm not cool
I just wanna shred your pool
Fuck cops, they don't understand
They just work for the man
Fuck working 9 to 5
When I skate I feel alive

Don't need drugs to feel right
That shit just ruins your life
Why drink when I could grind?
It's much better for my mind
Four wheels beneath my feet
Minor Threat EP on repeat
It doesn't matter if you're a girl or a boy
Live your life – skate and destroy!
Track Name: Drug Free
Drug free is the way to be
Don't offer that shit to me
Don't wanna snort cocaine
Don't wanna fuck with my brain
You think that meth is cool
You're just a junkie fool
Choke on vomit in your dirty flat
Who'd wanna die like that?

Drug free!
Track Name: Do U Even Lift?
At the gym all day
Spend the night on the town
Can't you see
What's bringing you down?
Working out
And protein shakes
Can never change
Drunken mistakes

Do you even lift? Fight me IRL
Do you even lift? Fight me IRL
Do you even lift? Fight me IRL
Do you even lift? FIGHT ME
Track Name: Skate Mean Live Clean
I don't drink and I don't smoke
I think your life's a fucking joke
Abuse your body because you can
You think you're the fucking man
Only sleep with easy fucks
Only care about your looks
Get wasted, start a fight
A different girl every night

I will tell you something true
I never wanna be like you
Track Name: Man Hater
I'm a man hater, I hate fucking lads
Jerking their cocks over lad's mags
Treat women like toys instead of real people
“Boys will be boys” lets things stay unequal

(Misogyny!) Is what I won't be
(Patriarchy!) Will cease to be
(Misogyny!) Is what I won't be
(Patriarchy!) Will cease to be

Fuck your standards and what they mean
I'll not stand for something so obscene
The only thing that's blurred are your fucking eyes
I'll fight back if you cross that line

(Misogyny!) Is what I won't be
(Patriarchy!) Will cease to be
(Misogyny!) Is what I won't be
(Patriarchy!) Will cease to be
Track Name: TV Party
TV party tonight!
TV party tonight!

We're gonna have a TV party tonight
Alright!
We're gonna have a TV party alright
Tonight!

We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews

All our friends are gonna hang out here tonight
Alright!
We're gonna pass out on the couch alright
Tonight!

We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews

Don't talk about anything else
We don't wanna know!
We're dedicated
To our favourite shows!

Geordie Shore!
X-Factor!
Hollyoaks!
Jeremy Kyle!

We sit glued to the TV set all night
And every night!
Why go into the outside world at all?
It's such a fright!

We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews

TV news shows what it's really like out there
It's a scare!
You can go out if you want
We wouldn't dare!

We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews

Don't talk about anything else
We don't wanna know!
We're dedicated
To our favourite shows!

Geordie Shore!
X-Factor!
Hollyoaks!
Jeremy Kyle!

I wouldn't be without my TV for a day
Or even a minute!
Don't even bother to use my brain anymore
There's nothing left in it!

We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews

Wait a minute, my TV set doesn't work!
It's broken!
What are we gonna do tonight? This isn't fair!
We're hurting!

We've got nothing left to do
With no TV and just a couple of brews

What are we gonna talk about?
We don't know!
We're gonna miss
Our favourite shows!

No Geordie Shore!
No X-Factor!
No Hollyoaks!
No Jeremy Kyle!

No TV party tonight