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These X's Don't Stand For Kisses

by XGETXREALX

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1.
On the streets I find peace Skating is my release Don't care if I'm not cool I just wanna shred your pool Fuck cops, they don't understand They just work for the man Fuck working 9 to 5 When I skate I feel alive Don't need drugs to feel right That shit just ruins your life Why drink when I could grind? It's much better for my mind Four wheels beneath my feet Minor Threat EP on repeat It doesn't matter if you're a girl or a boy Live your life – skate and destroy!
2.
Drug Free 01:07
Drug free is the way to be Don't offer that shit to me Don't wanna snort cocaine Don't wanna fuck with my brain You think that meth is cool You're just a junkie fool Choke on vomit in your dirty flat Who'd wanna die like that? Drug free!
3.
Last Orders 01:29
4.
At the gym all day Spend the night on the town Can't you see What's bringing you down? Working out And protein shakes Can never change Drunken mistakes Do you even lift? Fight me IRL Do you even lift? Fight me IRL Do you even lift? Fight me IRL Do you even lift? FIGHT ME
5.
I don't drink and I don't smoke I think your life's a fucking joke Abuse your body because you can You think you're the fucking man Only sleep with easy fucks Only care about your looks Get wasted, start a fight A different girl every night I will tell you something true I never wanna be like you
6.
Man Hater 00:43
I'm a man hater, I hate fucking lads Jerking their cocks over lad's mags Treat women like toys instead of real people “Boys will be boys” lets things stay unequal (Misogyny!) Is what I won't be (Patriarchy!) Will cease to be (Misogyny!) Is what I won't be (Patriarchy!) Will cease to be Fuck your standards and what they mean I'll not stand for something so obscene The only thing that's blurred are your fucking eyes I'll fight back if you cross that line (Misogyny!) Is what I won't be (Patriarchy!) Will cease to be (Misogyny!) Is what I won't be (Patriarchy!) Will cease to be
7.
TV Party 03:21
TV party tonight! TV party tonight! We're gonna have a TV party tonight Alright! We're gonna have a TV party alright Tonight! We've got nothing better to do Than watch TV and have a couple of brews All our friends are gonna hang out here tonight Alright! We're gonna pass out on the couch alright Tonight! We've got nothing better to do Than watch TV and have a couple of brews Don't talk about anything else We don't wanna know! We're dedicated To our favourite shows! Geordie Shore! X-Factor! Hollyoaks! Jeremy Kyle! We sit glued to the TV set all night And every night! Why go into the outside world at all? It's such a fright! We've got nothing better to do Than watch TV and have a couple of brews TV news shows what it's really like out there It's a scare! You can go out if you want We wouldn't dare! We've got nothing better to do Than watch TV and have a couple of brews Don't talk about anything else We don't wanna know! We're dedicated To our favourite shows! Geordie Shore! X-Factor! Hollyoaks! Jeremy Kyle! I wouldn't be without my TV for a day Or even a minute! Don't even bother to use my brain anymore There's nothing left in it! We've got nothing better to do Than watch TV and have a couple of brews Wait a minute, my TV set doesn't work! It's broken! What are we gonna do tonight? This isn't fair! We're hurting! We've got nothing left to do With no TV and just a couple of brews What are we gonna talk about? We don't know! We're gonna miss Our favourite shows! No Geordie Shore! No X-Factor! No Hollyoaks! No Jeremy Kyle! No TV party tonight

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Debut album from Newcastle str8-bit punks

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released April 30, 2014

Tracks 1-6 by XGETXREALX
Track 7 by Black Flag
Recorded in Euan's bedroom
Mastered by Brendan Ratliff

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